Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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