We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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