And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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