All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
