Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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