Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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