Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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