yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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