Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
