thus making me awesome and them whores
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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