no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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