ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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