When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Shame - the story of my life.
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