Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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