she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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