He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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