got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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