just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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