I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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