You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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