maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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