is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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