At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
My life is pants optional.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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