the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
