I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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