I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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