i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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