Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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