C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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