I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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