i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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