all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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