wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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