how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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