I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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