Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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