I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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