I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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