I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize
