We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
its not stalking. its research.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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