i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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