Your tits are I can't wait for
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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