By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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