Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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