There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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