it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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