I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
How's work?
Spinning.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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