he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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