He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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