Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
