Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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