Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
my being single is dangerous.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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