I need help removing her.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
last night I used snow as a chaser
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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